Friday, January 18, 2008

Bush Stimulus Package Includes "Adult Toys"

by Vidad MaGoodn

WASHINGTON (MNN) - C'mon... you didn't think this eminent network was actually going to stoop to this level, did you?

There's no way we're writing an article with that heading. The news folks just wanted to write a funny title, okay?


On the web:http://www.cognitrix.com/pages/tips-hints/writing-better-titles-and-sentences.pdf

12 comments:

The Aardvark said...

Sheee-oooot, boy.

There you go, getting my hopes up!

(And us with birthdays comin' up, too...)

Rigel Kent said...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Wussy!

Vidad said...

Rigel,

Yeah, you're right.

I'm a wussy.

Rigel Kent said...

Yeah but you're funny, so the occasional wussiness can be forgiven.

The Aardvark said...

Awwwww, young love...

Rigel Kent said...

Aardvark, I'd ask you to step outside, but you'd probably just get your hopes up.

Vidad said...

Aardvark, you are sick.

The Aardvark said...

Sorry, I was bored.

Rigel wins the Creative Response Award.

Rigel Kent said...

I would like to thank all the little people who've helped me win this award. Whatever your names are, while I certainly could've done it without you, you were there, and that's something right.

The Aardvark said...

Happy Robert E. Lee's Birthday!

Rigel Kent said...

Yet another excuse for post office to not deliver mail.

Rigel Kent said...

The, I just wanted to prove I could writ it, though reading my previous comment you might wonder.