Obama Heals Deaf Man, Is Still Followed By Dumb

by Vidad MaGoodn

SEATLLE, Wash (MNN) – Obama not only leads the delegate count, he’s also leading in the miracle count. That’s if you believe the eyewitness accounts of miracles at his recent appearances.

Unlike Hillary, whose most notable miracle involved transforming a brassiere into fine ash back in the 60’s, Obama’s miracles are now happening on a daily basis

“Yes We Can” is his catchphrase. And is there anything he can’t do these days? Apparently not, now that he’s following up his rhetoric with miraculous healings and signs. While on the campaign trail in the deep south yesterday, he apparently turned water into malt liquor. The symbolism was powerful, particularly considering that the water fountain from which the water was procured still had a faded “whites only” sign hanging above it.

This morning he allegedly healed a deaf man through the power of his rhetoric. The man, 62 year old Carl Melowdly, had been deaf since falling down the stairs at a Rolling Stones concert. According to witnesses, Obama touched the man lightly on the forehead and told him to “believe.” He followed that up with fourteen paragraphs of meaningless phrases cobbled together from unnoted sources, using the words “hope, change, faith and believe” at least 60 times each.

Melowdly then started dancing and singing, yelling “I’m healed, I’m healed.”

Skeptics aren’t buying the healings, however. The most notable detractor has been former president Clinton, who called the healings “ridiculous.” He also crashed an Obama event and yelled at the Illinois senator to “turn stones into Big Macs.” When the senator ignored him, Mr. Clinton instead visited a local McDonald’s drive-through and proclaimed “now these greasy beauties are a REAL miracle!”

Outsider commentary on the Internet is now speculating on the possibility of these miracles being real, meaning that Obama genuinely is a Magic Negro.

No telling, but the senator is still surrounded and supported by plenty of sick people, many of them dumb.

And it may take a miracle for him to avoid being replaced by Hillary Clinton at the upcoming Democratic National Convention.

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