By Vidad MaGoodn
WASHINGTON (MNN) – In an unsurprising turn of events, "conservatives" like columnist Janet Folger are now speaking out in favor of electing McCain.
Senator McCain, whose policies are fundamentally Stalinist, is happy to be recognized.
“I knew they’d come around. After all, I’m pro-war, even though I don’t give a s*** about the Constitution, the unborn, limited government, or the little guys being screwed over by the banking system. Hell, I LOVE screwing people over. That’s why I want to open our borders while fighting a endless war! KILL KILL KILL!!!”
Conservatives have traditionally favored pro-family causes and been supportive of small government. Now, however, no one is sure what they support. After eight years of President Bush’s massive governmental expansion and police-state ideals, conservatives only know one thing - that they’re not voting for a Democrat. All their other ideals are apparently up for grabs.
Janet Folger, who apparently used to believe in small government, is a shining example of the soulless reactionary idiocy that defines the conservative movement. Rather than standing up for a traditional small-government conservative like Ron Paul, she threw her words behind Mike Huckabee, a big-government candidate who mouthed all the right Baptist words.
Now she’s behind McCain, a terminally unhinged dictatorial fascist. Why? Because he’s not Obama or Clinton.
Blogger Vark Populus weighed in on the issue earlier today. “Honestly, Conservatives don’t stand for anything anymore. They stand AGAINST things. What needs to happen is for the movement to put the Constitution at its center and start making strides on its own. Forget being defensive – go on the offense. If they remembered why and how America was founded, they’d start gaining ground.”
Small government? States rights? Freedom of speech? Gold and silver money?
All those concepts are in the dust in the wake of the Bush fiasco. And if so-called conservatives have their way, all they’ll be conserving is the anti-freedom big government mess left by the previous administration.
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But our team wins, don't you understand?! Politics as sport. That is the nature of the game.
If I thought about it more, it'd probably make me sick.
Fallin' down on the job, here.
I was told that Rush thinks that Hillary should win because that would radicalize the Republican base. However, recently I read that some conservatives say Obama would do this more effectively, and they believe that Pres. Obama would be God's punishment on America for straying from conservative principles.
Personally, I believe that McCain is God's punishment on the Republicans for pushing Bush on us. If McCain becomes president, the Republican party as a whole will veer left over the next four years.
But if Obama becomes the Democratic nominee against McCain, both parties may implode by next year. Perfect!
We're freaking doomed!
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